whoever sent you that had the right idea.
here's a certificate for you representing my genuine feelings. you don't deserve any of the bad things that happen to you, and the world will get better on the day when you can live your life with freedom and virtue, without reserve or anything in your heart to hold you back.
I did the typical school poster title mistake, and had to use extra rs to get your name back in centre. you can read it either as a pirate accent or as a sultry voice.
have a lovely day.